ELEMENT 115

Bob Lazar was right. This one is unobtanium, the philosopher’s stone, the tesseract—it’s from another world. I don’t know for sure, but I think UFOs run on this stuff. It’s that damn good. This lightly smoked watermelon/habanero/chili pequin jelly is simple, yet so complex. It is one of the finest bombs on the lighter end. It’s fuel for your spacecraft, but it won’t blow your hair back